
Tabitha and
the Stagecoach Robbery
What
had she let herself in for? Grit covered Tabitha’s clothes, scoured her skin,
and irritated her eyes. What had she been thinking to set up a mail-order
marriage? And to a rancher when she’d always lived in town? She reminded
herself she had no other option unless she wanted to live with her brother and
his snippy wife in Illinois for the rest of her life. Papa should have left
half the business to her. Instead, everything went to her brother and she was a
poor relation no better than a servant. She could become a governess or school
marm, neither of which could give her a home of her own. If Tabitha were to be
a servant, at least she intended to have a house complete with husband and
children. Why couldn’t she stand up for herself for once? The closest she’d
ever come was to defend making this awful trip to marry a man she’d never met.
Almost
worse than the discomfort of the stagecoach ride was the speculative gaze of
the man who’d sat across from her since the coach had left San Antonio two
hours ago. Not improper, but constant. He’d wedged himself into the corner and
pretended to nap, but she knew he watched her beneath his gaze. Just as he
watched the man beside him. Why didn’t he speak instead of just taking in
everything? In spite of the heat, a shiver ran up her spine.
She
wondered what she’d do if her prospective groom resembled the man across from
her? Would she be able to marry a man like him? Back home in Illinois the
thought of marrying a stranger didn’t seem so formidable. But now? She hadn’t
pictured the west’s rustic looking men when she agreed to the marriage. What if
she couldn’t go through with the wedding? At least she had Grandma’s nest egg
to tide her for a while if she changed her mind about her Mr. Pearson. She
smiled to herself, remembering the formal style of his letters. Was he as
nervous as she was?
Beside
her sat Louise and Fern Dixon, elderly sisters in route to visit kin in
Bandera. The other male passenger was cleanly shaven and dressed in a business
suit—even if the suit didn’t quite fit and the waistcoat was an unbecoming
shade of pumpkin. He smiled and chatted with roguish charm. He introduced
himself only Pete Callaway, and said he was en route to Bandera on business.
When asked by Louise about his business, he answered banking.
Leaning
forward, Fern said, “We heard there’ve been several robberies in this area.”
Louise
asked, “We saw the driver load a strongbox on to the top beside him. Do you
gentlemen think that held a payroll?”
Mr.
Callaway smiled, “No need to worry. The stage line hires a guard to ride
shotgun when there’s a payroll on board.”
The
silent man checked his pocket watch. “We’ll be arriving at a the next town in a
half an hour, ladies.” His voice was
deep and gravelly, and it sent chills through Tabitha. She could imagine him
saying, “Stick ‘em up.”
Louise
patted her sister’s arm. “It will feel
good to stretch our legs, won’t it, Fern.”
Bang!
Bang! Sudden gunshots sent Tabitha’s heart pounding with fear. The stage
rumbled to a stop. When she looked at the other occupants, she realized Pete
was pointing a gun at the man across from her. Clearly his interest in banking
was robbing them—and stagecoaches. Louise and Fern clung to one another and
sobbed.
Pete
flung open the door and gestured them to exit.
“Everyone do as you’re told and maybe you’ll
live to see sundown. I’m watching you, Matt. One wrong move and you’re dead.
Toss down your gun then get out of the stage.”
The
man called Matt dropped his pistol and climbed down. He turned to help the
ladies exit. His eyes widened and his brows raised when he grasped Tabitha
around the waist to help her descend. Thank goodness he said nothing about her
excess weight for her slim size.
Three
rough looking men on horseback cantered up to the stage. Two of them swiftly
moved to the stage’s roof and tossed the strongbox to the ground. One man
jumped down and shook out canvas bags while another of the criminals shot the
locks off the strong box. The two on the ground shoved the box’s cash and coins
into the sacks and tied them onto horses. Pete searched the women’s purses and
Matt’s wallet. The remaining robber atop the stage tossed down the driver’s
rifle and Colt and ordered the driver off the coach.
Blood
ran down the driver’s arm and shirt from gunshot wounds delivered by the hold
up men. The driver looked ready to pass out as he climbed down from his post.
He faltered and all eyes focused on him.
With
one continuous move, Matt pulled a gun from his boot, shoved Tabitha behind
him, and shot the nearest outlaw. Pete shot Matt, but not before Matt delivered
a shot that sent Pete’s gun flying. Matt slowly folded and sank onto the dirt,
apparently unconscious, as blood seeped from shoulder and leg wounds. The three
women cried out in horror.
A
lanky outlaw yelled, “Come on, boys! We got the payroll, let’s ride.”
Pete
picked up his Colt with bloody fingers, then jerked Tabitha’s arm, “I’m taking
her with me.”
Matt
lay on the ground near the coach’s wheel. His eyes opened. “Leave her alone.”
He grabbed the spokes and tried to rise, but fell back against the rim. He
reached for the gun he’d dropped, but Pete kicked it away.
That
did it! All her life Tabitha had been pushed around and told what to do. She
jerked free of Pete’s fist, stomped her foot, and yelled, “No! I’ll not go
anywhere with you.” She stepped back until her back brushed the coach.
Advancing,
Pete said, “You’re coming with me, Miss High and Mighty. You’ll be begging me
for mercy by nightfall.”
“I
said no!” Tabitha hauled back and delivered a punch to Pete’s jaw the way her
brother had shown her when they were teens. When Pete fell, she followed with a
well-placed kick to his nether regions. As he lay cursing, she grabbed the gun
he’d dropped.
Hoping
she sounded convincing, she said, “Get on your horse and go or I’ll shoot your
no good carcass full of holes.”
The
lanky man who appeared to be the leader yelled, “Let her be, Pete. We got what
we came for. Let’s get out of here while you can still mount a horse.”
“I’ll
find you, Missy, no matter where you go.” Pete struggled toward his horse.
“I’ll make you sorry you messed with me.”
Matt
crawled to his gun and shot Pete as the man tried to climb into the saddle.
Surprised, Tabitha jumped, which pulled the trigger and winged the leader.
Outlaws began firing and Tabitha rolled under the stagecoach. The screaming
Dixon sisters and the driver scrambled after her. Matt crawled around the end
of the vehicle, firing as he moved.
The
wounded driver grabbed Tabitha’s gun. “Good shootin’, little lady. Let me try.”
He shot the gang leader and the man toppled from his horse.
The
two remaining outlaws grabbed the loose reins of the riderless horses and tried
to canter away.
Matt
yelled, “Give up or you’re all dead.” His bullet struck one of the men before
the man got off his own shot, and the outlaw dropped from his horse. The other
ruffian raised his hands. After crawling from beneath the coach, the driver
gathered the outlaw’s guns. Tabitha rushed to help Matt.
“Don’t
get between me and those men.” Matt said. “Get me the rope that’s tying down
the baggage.”
The
wounded driver and Tabitha tied the two outlaws who were still alive, then Matt
and the driver shoved them onto the stage’s roof. Matt and the driver slung Pete and the leader
each across his horse’s saddle. The reins of
outlaws’ horses were tied to the back of the coach. Restored to the
strong box, the payroll once again rode near the driver.
The
driver nudged Matt toward the open coach door. “I can take ‘er from here, young
man. You look ready to drop.”
“I’m
played out.” Matt staggered and climbed in.
Louise
and Fern fussed over Matt. With Tabitha’s help, the driver clambered up to the
front seat atop the stage.
Tabitha
hefted herself onto the bench beside Matt. She slumped against the seat. Had it
only been hours instead of days since they’d left San Antonio?
“Heeyaaa!”
The driver cracked a whip and the stage rumbled down the trail.
Tabitha
stared at the man beside her. He pressed a handkerchief to his shoulder. “How
serious are your wounds? Our driver said the next town has a doctor.”
“I’ll
be fine. Survived worse than this.” Matt met Tabitha’s gaze. “Quick thinking,
sucker punching Pete like that.”
“You
knew him?”
“Been
expectin’ him.”
Fern
Dixon leaned forward. “Young man, are you a lawman?”
“Most
of the time I’m a rancher. Hired on to protect this payroll run.” He turned
back to Tabitha. “There’s a thousand dollar reward for the capture of this
gang. Reckon it’ll go to you.”
“A thousand
dollars?” Thank you, Lord.
“Course,
I guess you don’t need it with all you’ve got on you.” Matt smiled at her.
“Clever trick, sewing money inside your clothes.”
Tabitha
shuddered at the memory. “Not if that Pete person had lifted me onto his horse.
I fear he’d have ripped off my clothes right there. I have to thank you for not
revealing your knowledge in front of that man.”
“Worried
for a little while back there, but I wouldn’t have given you away. Besides, I
have an interest in your welfare.”
She
blinked at him in question. “You do?”
He smiled and tilted his head. “Allow me to introduce myself. Pearson’s the name. Mr. M. Pearson.”
At eight on Monday morning I fluffed my curls, and tugged at the gray uniform that almost matched my hair. My stomach churned so violently I thought I might be sick. This was my big chance, though, so I rang the bell.
A giant in a brown suit opened the door. "Yeah? Whataya want?"
I took a deep breath and plunged ahead before I lost my nerve and ran. "I'm Mrs. Holloway, the replacement maid. Merilee had to rush out of town, so she sent me in her place."
He crossed his arms and glared. "I don't know nothing about no replacement,"
"Well, of course you don't. Perhaps you could let me in and I'll start cleaning while you consult Mr. Turrentino."
Reluctantly, he let me inside the foyer where another hulk stood, this one in a hideously striped navy suit. "You wait here," the first giant said and walked away. After three steps, he turned back to warn me before he left. "Don't touch nothing. Jon, watch she don't put nothing in or take nothing out of that bag."
My shaking limbs barely supported me, but I fought down my panic. No matter how frightening, a job is a job and I had to make this work. The hulk stood at attention, but I knew he watched me from the corner of his eyes. I placed my tote bag on the floor and waited, looking around at my palatial surroundings.
White marble foyer floors gave way to lush white carpet. In the room ahead, I glimpsed a carved white marble fireplace with cherubs carved so they appeared to be holding up the mantle. Gold accents were everywhere I looked. Gold pillows graced the ends of the long L-shaped sofa in the room ahead. A huge crystal chandelier hung from gold-toned fittings. The staircase even featured a gold-toned banister. This might sound lovely, but somehow it all appeared gaudy and overdone. Mr. Turrentino definitely had money, but lacked refined tastes.
The giant in brown returned and motioned me to follow him. I grabbed my tote bag and tucked the handles over my arm as I fell in step behind him. He led me down a hallway and into a massive office. The man at the desk raised his head and glowered at me. From news photos, I recognized him as Tommy Turrentino. He'd been dubbed Teflon Tom by the press. Even though he was the reputed boss of a wide-spread crime syndicate, no one had made charges stick for a conviction.
"Lennie said you think you're gonna replace my Merilee. What's this about? You think I'm crazy or somethin'?"
Hmph, his Merilee indeed! "Good morning, Mr. Turrentino," I said as if we were acquainted. "I'm Mabel Holloway. Merilee had to rush off on some sort of family emergency, and she asked me to fill in for her until she returns."
Turrentino narrowed his eyes. "She ain't got no family."
I shrugged. "She must have at least one family member, because I distinctly remember her saying a family emergency. I live next door to her, you see. She banged on my door last night and asked me to cover for her."
He said nothing, but I thought he must be trying to make up his mind whether or not someone sent me and what to do if they had.
Hoping to influence his decision, I said, "I know I'm not the sort of maid you usually hire, but I assure you I can do the job. Merilee has mentioned how carefully she cleans and all the special care she takes with your beautiful home. She expects only to be gone a few days, and wants her job waiting when she returns."
I hated the lie. Merilee said she was demoted to maid after Mr. Turrentino tired of her as his mistress. She added that only attractive women were allowed to work at the mansion, and I was about forty years and thirty pounds past attractive.
"You know where she's gone?"
"No, she said she didn't have time to explain it all and would tell me when she comes home. I don't hear well, you see, so I have to watch a person's mouth and read lips to understand everything. Merilee just didn't have time to indulge me."
He nodded toward the canvas carryall. "What's in the bag?"
Lennie's hand slid inside his jacket when I reached into my tote. "I don't see what possible interest it could be to you, but I have a sweater-it will be cool by the time I leave and wait for the bus. Here is a second pair of shoes in case my feet start hurting-maybe you know how much changing shoes can help aching feet-and a change of clothes in case I muss myself cleaning. And the latest best seller to read on the bus. I'm an avid reader, and always have a book with me."
I stuffed my things back in the bag. "Now, don't you worry about the social security and payroll deductions and all that. Merilee said she would pay me when she gets back and save you all that bother."
He nodded but still glowered. "Okay, get started, but watch it."
I puffed up as if insulted. "Mr. Turrentino, I knew how to clean before you were out of school. I may not be as young or as attractive as Merilee and your other cleaning staff, but I assure you I am extremely efficient and I plan to do a thorough job."
He snorted as if he doubted my claim, but waved me from the room. "Check her out and call me, then get over to the south side," he told Lennie as I left.
"Sure thing, boss." Lennie slipped past me and crooked a finger for me to follow him. He headed for the back of the house where he showed me the closet where cleaning supplies were stored. He looked me up and down. "You better be on the square or you're gonna be one sorry old lady." He turned and I heard an outside door close. Soon car wheels crunched against the gravel drive.
Merilee had given me detailed instructions, so I went right to work. I polished and shined as if my life depended on it. With a guy like Tommy Turrentino, it probably did. I worked fast, careful of the priceless art collection and treasures everywhere I looked.
Outside I heard lawn care machinery, then it faded without my ever seeing a gardener. Later the sound of a vacuum made me look up where a lovely young woman worked on the balcony. She moved quickly, and was soon out of sight as she moved from the balcony into an upstairs room. Merilee had told me the other woman's name and that I would not be expected to vacuum downstairs until tomorrow. I didn't care one way or the other. No matter how hard, a job is a job and I had to do this one well.
At eleven a slinky blonde came down the stairs. From Merilee's description, I knew this had to be Desiree. My, she was gorgeous but not, of course, as lovely as Merilee-or my own daughter, Lisa. I kept my head down but I watched her from under my lashes. Twenty-two and already Desiree had ruined her life by associating with Turrentino. She drafted the hulk in the navy suit to drive her on a shopping expedition. Hmm, I thought, better enjoy it while you can.
Poor Merilee, to have lived here as this man's intimate, showered with expensive gifts, and then given the choice of serving as maid or as a call girl once he found someone new. How humiliating for her. How she'd cried as she told me her story. How tragic her situation. At twenty-seven, she hardly looked past her prime, but she felt trapped in Turrentino's web.
It neared five and soon I would leave to catch my bus home. All day I had worked, hardly pausing for the lunch the cook provided. No matter how difficult, a job is a job and I needed to finish mine.
Except for the upstairs maid and the cook, Mr. Turrentino and I were now alone in the house, though I suspected others would soon drift in. I moved into his office, careful to make no noise to annoy him. He had his back to me, looking out the window as he spoke on the phone.
At a ten of five, I reached inside my bra and slipped out the little gun. From the other side of my bra, I pulled the little silencer and connected it to the gun then slid it into my carryall of cleaning supplies and dropped an extra polishing cloth over it.
Smoothing oil onto the paneling, I worked my way across the room. As he hung up he turned around. I kept my back to him.
"Hey, get out. I don't want you in here."
I kept working without any sign I'd heard. "Damned hard of hearing old biddy." I heard him rise, but the phone rang and he returned to his chair and picked up the receiver. "Yeah."
Now I was close to him. He turned his back again as he listened to the call. I knew I had only a few minutes or someone else might come in, so I gripped my little gun. When I was close enough to touch his shoulder, I paused and waited for him to finish the call. He slammed down the receiver and whirled his chair to face me. His beady brown eyes widened and he raised his hand. I didn't know whether he meant to grab my wrist or reach inside his coat for his own gun.
I would like to have told him how long it took me to get inside his home, how I'd worked two years to make this happen. It would have given me more pleasure to explain how many girls like Merilee and Desiree and my beautiful Lisa I saved by shooting him. Had I the opportunity, I would have told him how my Lisa died, addicted to drugs and wasting away before she slit her own wrists, shamed of the life she had led.
I would have shared with this monster the agony he'd put me through when he corrupted my naïve daughter. Who knew how many women he had ruined? Would that I could have made him beg for mercy. Where he was concerned, no mercy lived in my heart. There was no time for revelation to this beast.
I pulled the trigger and the bullet hit him in the center of his forehead. He slumped to his desk. I cleaned my prints off the gun-the one he'd once given Lisa for protection-laid it on the desk and quietly left the room, pulling the door closed behind me. The clock in the parlor chimed five as I left the house.
I forced myself to walk slowly to the corner and turn down the side street toward the bus stop. A black Mercedes passed me headed toward the Turrentino mansion. Probably Desiree returning from her shopping spree, her last one at Turrentino's expense. I hoped she chose purchases she could sell for income.
Merilee had, and left the city for somewhere far across the country to start over. When I approached her with my plan, she had snapped up the opportunity to escape Turrentino's clutches.
I stepped behind a line of tall photinia bushes by a wall and shed my wig and uniform. After pulling the cotton from my cheeks and folding the glasses I'd purchased from the drug store, I took the change of clothes from my tote bag and stepped into them.
I fluffed my real brown curls and stepped onto the sidewalk, leaving my uniform behind the bushes. My bus rolled into sight. It stopped; I stepped on and found a seat. With a sigh, I reached into the tote for my book and began to read. No matter how distasteful, a job is a job-and mine was finished.
How I Saved My Man
I could not believe my ears. "Mama, how can you say such a terrible thing about my Wesley?"
"That husband of yours is cheatin' on you." She leveled the look at me, that stare all her children knew indicated she meant business.
It hurt me to hear such talk and I defended my man. "I know he's acting a little strange lately, but you got to admit he's always been the perfect husband to me and a wonderful father for our boys."
She raised one eyebrow and crossed her arms. All she said was, "Mmmmhmmm."
I was tired of this whole conversation but I faced her down. "You know my Wesley would do anything for Norman and Billy, and that man worships the ground I walk on."
Mama just shook her head and looked at me with her big brown eyes. "Honey, he may love you, but he has him a sweet young thing somewhere he's messin' around with. After twelve years of being married to you, he's having himself a little fling on the side. Why else you think he suddenly has someplace to go 'most every night?"
Mama's been through three husbands and more gentlemen friends than I can count, so she thinks she's an expert on men. Maybe she is, especially on cheating men, because she's known her share. But I didn't want to hear this kind of talk against my husband.
I gathered up my keys and handbag. "I'm going. I won't listen to you criticize my Wesley any more."
When I got to the car I was shaking something fierce. I'd have died before I admitted it to anyone else, but I thought maybe Wesley had him a girlfriend, too. Mama was right-why else would he get all cleaned up of an evening three or four times a week and then go out? No reason I could figure-leastwise not a good reason.
By the time I got to the grade school ball field to pick up my boys from practice, I'd made plans. One way or another, I decided to find out where Wesley went nights and what he did when he got there. If he was cheating on me for sure, I had a big surprise for him.
After supper, Wesley shifted his weight around. He smelled like that new aftershave the boys got him for his birthday and his hair was all slicked down. Finally, he said, "I got to go see Reggie 'bout something."
I am not dumb enough to believe that man showered and shaved to go talk to his worthless brother.
"Maybe I'll go with you and talk to Novella." I had no wish to sit and listen to that wife of Reggie's talk about her assorted ailments and her latest visit to a doctor, but I wanted to see what Wesley would say about me coming along.
"Naw, honey." He looked downright sheepish. "You and the boys stay here. Reggie and me are likely to go off some place to look at trucks anyway."
True, Wesley and his brother talked about trucks a lot and occasionally went off to look at one, but I didn't buy his excuse tonight. In spite of my suspicions, I smiled at him.
"Okay, you tell Reggie and Novella hello from me."
I started clearing the table like I was fooled. As soon as Wesley was out of the door, I yelled at the boys.
"Norman, Billy, get in the car."
You mention go to those two and they can move like lightning. They didn't even bother to ask where we were going. We weren't far behind Wesley's pickup when he turned out of the trailer park.
The night was pitch black. A few clouds skipped across the quarter moon and a breeze sent leaves skimming across the street in front of us. It wasn't bad weather for November, but I wasn't interested in anything but the fact that a dark night would help keep Wesley from spotting us.
"You forgot to turn on the headlights," Norman said. Now that he's almost
ten, he thinks he knows everything.
How could I tell him I wanted to wait until I was sure his daddy wouldn't notice our car behind him? Well, I couldn't, so I pretended to fool around with the switch for a block before we turned onto Main Street. Hoping Wesley wouldn't catch sight of our car, I pulled on the light switch as we swung into traffic. Just like I expected, Wesley drove right on past Simmons Street where Reggie and Novella lived. I stayed several cars behind so Wesley wouldn't spot us.
At Waco Street, he slowed and turned. The only person we know on Waco Street is old Mrs. Holt, and she's close to ninety. Since she goes to bed as soon as it's dark, I didn't think Wesley was going to pay her a call. Sure enough, he drove right past her place and stopped about two blocks down in front of a bungalow tucked in between larger houses. I pulled over to the curb and turned off the headlights.
Norman pointed. "Hey, Mama, look. That's Daddy. What's he doing here?"
I wondered the same thing. Wesley got out of the car and all but danced up the walk. All I said was, "I don't know. We'll just park and see."
When the door of that house opened, a woman stood there smiling at my Wesley
like he was hers. Darned if it wasn't that hussy, Ruby Faye Tarpley.
"Who's she?" Billy wanted to know.
"That's Miss Tarpley." I could have added a lot more, but nothing my boys needed to hear. If I had not seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed my Wesley was seeing that Tarpley tart behind my back. Seems like I'd heard her latest marriage ended, but I didn't even know she'd moved back to town.
Billy piped up, "What's Daddy doing in there?"
"I suppose he's helping her with something," I lied. He better not be helping her with what I thought he was or they'd both be sorry. "We'll sit here a while and wait for your daddy."
All the time I was talking to the boys I was thinking, my Wesley is cheating on me, he really is cheating on me.
It was as if my whole world had dissolved around me. Here I think we have the perfect marriage and he's got this woman he's seeing on the side. Now my boys might have to grow up in a broken home like I had. I wanted to cry, but I didn't want to upset my boys so I pushed all that hurt deep down inside me.
The boys got restless with us sitting there in the dark car, me staring at that house and wishing I had Superman's x-ray vision.
"Are we gonna just sit here?" Billy asked.
"Yeah," Norman said. "How come we're just waiting here in the dark? I'm cold. Let's go in there where Daddy is."
"No, we're sitting here. Play like we're on a trip. Or, maybe we're in a space ship or something."
Then I started to get mad. The longer we waited there, the madder I got. After fifteen or twenty minutes, I was madder than I'd ever been in my life. Darned if I would sit there any longer and let that strumpet take my man, the father of my children.
"You boys wait right here," I warned them. "Mama's going to go talk to Daddy and that Miss Tarpley a minute."
By this time, I had built up quite a head of steam and had some choice things to say to Wesley and his sweet thing. I grabbed my handbag and headed for that house.
The door wasn't locked, so I opened it and slipped in real quiet like. I heard laughing from the back of the house and crept back that way. That laughter made me madder and madder, especially when I figured out it came from a bedroom.
I stopped and opened my handbag. I took out the little gun Wesley gave me for protection for when he was out of town. To my mind, I needed protection now for my boys and me from that woman in there trying to take my man.
At the bedroom door, I paused. The sounds I heard didn't need an explanation. I didn't know whether to bawl like a baby, which is what I wanted to do, or scream like a wild woman, which I also wanted to do. I stepped through the doorway. There Wesley and that Tarpley woman lay cuddled up on the bed in the altogether and looking way too satisfied with themselves.
Until they saw me.
The Tarpley woman screamed and pulled the sheet up under her chin. A little late for modesty, I thought. I leveled the gun at her.
Wesley's eyes got big and he started in, "Betty Sue? Listen, baby, I can explain--"
Before he could start in with the lies and excuses, I shot him. Then I just sat on the floor and started in crying, rocking back and forth..
Wesley rolled around on the bed clutching his knee with his hands. "Ow, ow, ow! Damn, that hurts. Betty-y-y-y Su-u-u-ue, baby, why'd you have to haul off and shoot me?"
That Tarpley woman called the ambulance and told them what happened. "Some crazy women broke into my home and shot my boyfriend."
"Crazy women?" I yelled. "Who you calling crazy, you home wrecking tart, and who you calling your boyfriend? Wesley's my husband, you worthless hussy."
"I didn't wreck nothing. Ain't my fault Wesley went looking for loving he didn't get at home."
"He gets all the lovin' he wants at home. You been pantin' after Wesley since we were in high school. Why didn't you stay in Houston?"
Wesley wrapped his undershirt around his leg to staunch the blood. "Does anybody care I'm in pain and bleedin' here?"
"Not particularly." I said. "In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not real happy with you right now." Then I heard the ambulance siren blaring. I figured there'd be police, too, but I put the gun back into my purse.
The boys were real excited about getting to ride with me in the police car. By that time I was ready to collapse. All the while, I kind of wished I had shot that Tarpley tart while I had the chance to save future marriages from that home wrecking strumpet.
We've lived in this town all our lives and know all the police. Several even went to school with Wesley and me. They were real nice. Most of them seemed to think it was pretty funny, but they still had to follow procedure. Wesley's mother came and got the boys and took them with her to check on Wesley at the hospital. She wasn't even mad at me.
She said, "Betty Sue, what were you thinking? You should have shot that woman while you was at it."
Mama came and arranged bail for me. She gave me the look again, and said, "I told you that man was cheatin' on you."
I sure do hate it when she's right.
All that took most of the night. I was sure tired when I got home. Good thing all this happened on a Saturday night because the diner was closed tomorrow. I wouldn't feel like waiting tables the next morning. Maybe, this once, I'd skip church, too.
Wesley's mother brought him and our boys home about two the next afternoon. He limped along with a bandage on his leg and a sheepish grin on his face. The bullet had missed his kneecap and went through the flesh in his thigh.
All the charges against me were dropped except for shooting Wesley, which the police said they had to press charges for. I got a probated sentence, though, and didn't have to spend even one night in jail. That Tarpley woman moved away again. Guess she didn't like the way we treat home wreckers here. I say good riddance to rubbish like her.
Instead of being embarrassed, Billy and Norman still brag about how they got to ride in the police car and got to play with handcuffs and other stuff down at the station. Their friends seem impressed. There's no figuring kids.
Wesley's mended his ways since then and is sweet as ever to me, so you can see I saved him from himself when I pried him from that tart's clutches. And I saved him for our boys and me, because he's been a model husband and father since I, um, got his attention that night.
His knee starts aching and acting up every time it rains or the weather turns cold. He laughs and says he's glad I didn't aim a little higher and put him out of manly commission, so to speak.
Finally, last week I told him, "I was aiming higher, Wesley. I just missed."
He quit laughing. He knows I'm signed up for that marksmanship class that starts next week at the junior college.